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The rhythm is in the women. The blue is for how your balls felt before watching these whores. These extremely horny honies get rammed, jammed, and fucked into oblivion. These sluts fuck and move with the Rhythms In Blue. Let’s dance…

In scene 1, the succulent blonde Tracy (Ava Vincent) gets her neatly trimmed muff tongued down. Tracy devours her man’s cock to return the favor; and then she lies on her back to get thrusted in her pussy with some cock. She is then uppercutted from underneath before getting on her hands and knees to get the doggy treatment. Tracy was in lazy mode as dude did all the work.

In scene 2, the captivating blonde Marcia (Alexandra Silk) goes down on her musician bad boy. Marcia lifts up her summer dress and her man sees she has no panties on, so he feasts on her twat while fingering it. Marcia is then pounded missionary style on the couch and her dirty, confident mouth turns The Whackman on. She is then doggystyled for a good while and then sidewayed in her cunt until she takes a chin shot.

In scene 3, a good looking blonde Samantha (Nina Ferrari) takes her motorcycle man to the stairs to get frisky. After performing a sensual bj, Samantha kicks back on the stairs to get her twat tongue massaged. Samantha is then plugged in her pussy while on her back. She is then summoned to ride the cock. After, she puts her ass in the air and takes it up the crap chute doggystyle and her ass gets drizzled in cum.

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In scene 4, an Asian tramp named Mia (Mia Smiles) gets her petite frame worked. After slobbing down her man’s cock, Mia gets her tight pussy hurricane tongued. Mia is then penetrated in a boring like fashion while lying on her back. Maybe it was because her partner’s little cock would’ve unloaded too quickly if he performed faster. Mia then bounced on him, but his tiny member kept slippin out. She quickly turns around to get it from behind, but it’s easy to see Mia needed The Whackman’s services.

In scene 5 – an amber haired milf Gwen (TJ Heart) shows her man’s cock a superb mouth treatment. Gwen hops right on top of it and keeps one finger in her ass. She is then flipped on her back to get her pierced twat railed. The cheesy music should have been ixnayed. Gwen then gets in doggy to take the continued pussy punishment and then sticks her tongue out to collect the goods.

Rhythms In Blue is a decent movie that tries to tie in a storyline, but comes up a little short in the creative department—it’s reality showish. The casting is decent, but the camera work is slightly amateurish. 5 loads were shot off by The Whackman, but this movie will be another one that was just an average flick to end up in the unmemorable column.

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Every Pimp Dies… Not Every Pimp Lives. Given a second chance by the O.G. in the sky, Mac Daddy returns to Earth as an angel… destined to pimp worldly ho’s for all of eternity. Pimped by an Angel 3 chronicles the afterlife of a young pimp shot down in his prime. This is his story, bizniatches!

Dressed in all pink (with even a pink wig to match), the gorgeous Hannah Harper and Asian slut Mia Smiles go downtown on a pimp at a bar for all to see. After sharing dude’s cock in their mouths, Hannah sits on Mia’s face while dude eats out Mia. Then Mia reclines on dude’s face while Hannah rides his cock. Mia gets doggystyled while shoving a huge dildo into Hannah and the beautiful moaning is heating up The Whackman. Hannah lies on her back to get her pussy thrusted by dude, while Mia dildo’s herself and all is well that end’s well. Great opening scene.

A brunette angel named Venus deep throats the hell out of a cock. She then gets her cunt and ass fingered and eaten. Finally, 10 minutes into the scene, Venus bounces wildly on dude’s cock and let The Whackman tell you—this bitch likes it fucking rough and hard. Dude keeps up the fast pace when turning Venus around and putting her on all fours. Venus then invited his cock into her ass while she made her knees touch her shoulders. Venus gets a pass to The Whackman’s bed anytime she needs some good roughneck lovin.

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Playing a prostitute, the blonde sexy Brittany Murphy takes a dude back to her spot and gets right down to business on his cock. She is then titty fucked for a few minutes and then pussy pounded. Brittany’s face is planted into the couch while she takes it doggystyle. She gets on her back and spreads her legs wide to engulf the cock in her tight cunt and brings dude to bliss. And the dude split on her without paying… nice!

A cute Asian named Sabrine Maui hooks up with her pimp while she’s working out and gets her pussy feasted on. Sabrine returns the favor and does a decent bj before sitting on top of her pimp. Her petite frame is railed while she sits on the bench. Sabrine is doggystyled and gets that twat of hers worn and torn to the finish.

Our gorgeous goddess of a covergirl Hannah Harper is all natural in her blonde hair to conclude what she started beautifully. After filling her mouth with cock, Hannah plants her pussy in dude’s face. Hannah rides dude like the champ she is and then takes a doggy drilling. While on her back, Hannah gets her cunt tattooed by dude’s cock and her beautiful body jiggles rhythmically—her right cheek is drowned in cum.

Pimped By An Angel 3 drained the fuck out of The Whackman. With a good blend of story and sex, and not to mention a perfectly balanced cast, The Whackman busted 9 fucking loads to this damn near perfectly made film. The Whackman is keeping this movie close by to view again and again. Who said pimpin ain’t easy?

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The Whackman is cordially invited to go on Legend’s Blind Date with a couple of different whores. With Tera Patrick blindfolded on the cover, this is going to be an eager anticipation. Skip the wine and dining and let’s take this shit straight to the bedroom…

The gorgeous covergirl Sadie Jordan, better known to The Whackman as Tera “motherfuckin” Patrick, gets her knockers and juicy twat licked by her man. Sadie then wraps her luscious lips around her man’s cock oh so well. She is roughly thrusted from underneath at a pace The Whackman can appreciate. Then, Sadie turns around and gets on her knees to take the continued pulverizing doggystyle. She lies on her back and takes her man to the promise land.

A fuckable schoolgirl looking chick named Gia sensually goes down on her no-strings-attached fuck buddy. They continue their oral exam in the 69. Gia then gets drilled with cock while lying on her back. She gets on all fours to get the dickin from behind. Then, its reverse cowgirl and she pounces in a “making love” type of fashion… it looked more like a love scene than a one-nite-stander.

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Scene 3 has an average looking brunette named Kurious tangoing with a cock. She escorts her man to a hot tub and slobs him down. Then, she sits on the edge of the tub to get some lickin of her own. Kurious looks alright, but her passion is growing on The Whackman. Kurious gets jabbed in the cunt by her man, and then opts to ride him for a while. Her dirty mouth then wins over The Whackman when in doggy position and she gets a well deserved blast all over her ass.

Sadie Jordan (Tera Patrick), aka “Mrs. Whackman”, places her soft mouth over a hard cock to begin scene 4. She then lies back on a swing and continues to give him head while she hangs upside down (dildoing herself)—that’s a fuckin professional. Her pussy gets worn and torn while her tits bounce rhythmically. Her moans are angelic and The Whackman is damn near drained. Sadie then sits her banging body on the cock like she owns it before getting railed from the back until her man reaches cloud nine.

In the final scene, the funny-nosed Lola is an artist who paints her man. She is then coerced into getting naked to make him feel more comfortable. Lola squats down and engulfs her man’s large black cock with her mouth. Lola gets airlifted and they do a standing 69. Lola then bounces on the rock hard before turning around and getting backshots (while standing up). The Whackman recognizes the painful facial expression that Lola displays because The Whackman gets the same reaction when giving the business to some lucky slut.

This was a damn good Blind Date that The Whackman was on. Getting Sadie/Tera to do two scenes was the perfect call. Every other tramp, although not as easy on the eyes as Sadie/Tera, represented in their scenes and easily earned the 8 full loads that The Whackman dumped—with 5 dedicated to the coverwhore.

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The Whackman will have the pleasure of watching these Asian Anal Addicts swallow whole cocks with ease. Oral, anal, and threesomes are in The Whackman’s near future. These obedient oriental chicks better have a really tight asshole, because The Whackman wants to see how much they can take.

A Japanese 20 year old decent looking slut named Yumi is dressed in pink slut attire and plays with her beat up twat after a brief interview. A dude joins in and tongue wrestles with her pussylips while another dude gets his cock sucked by Yumi. The tongue wrestler then thrusts her cunt while she continues to suck off the other dude. She is then doggystyled before sitting on dude. While on her back, her ass gets penetrated until she takes the moneyshot in her mouth from both dudes.

In scene 2, a small tittied acned up chick named Jenny keeps her mouth full of two dudes cock. She then gets plugged and her pimpled out ass turns The Whackman the hell off. She gets doggystyled by a brave lad and it looks like her acne is about to fucking pop. Jenny then rides one dude while keeping her mouth wrapped around the other dude’s cock. She gets back in doggystyle before lying on her back to get the dickens. Her bj’s are amateurish, but The Whackman has to give her credit for being a good sport and taking a cock up the crapper like a champ.

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A retarded looking Korean chick named Kimberly damn near made The Whackman throw up. Her deep throating was blow-up dollish and her dirty looking pussy needed a bic shaver. Dude spent a good time just playing with her twat and “investigating” to make sure it was safe to go in. This 32 minute scene is a waste of film. The Whackman got up to make a fucking sandwich… skip this scene.

A Mexican-Filipina mixed named Lita chick closes the show. Her coned shaped tits are funny looking, but her backside deserves it’s props. Lita plays with herself for a short while before two dudes join in—one in her mouth while the other jabbing her cunt with cock. Then the dude fucking her puts it in the crapper whole and she requests it to get jammed harder—The Whackman appreciates her passion. Although she takes the anal assault well, she can’t suck a cock to match. She a receiver, not a giver…

Like typical Heatwave fashion, Asian Anal Addicts is a low budget motel 6 type of flick that didn’t have good looking chicks. The Whackman was very disappointed with the casting. With so many fine Asian chicks out there, Heatwave Entertainment needs to fire their fucking talent scout. Only 2 shots were fired off by The Whackman in a disappointing fashion.

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In Heatwave Entertainment’ MILTF 4, momma is looking to play! It’s time for The Whackman to hire a babysitter, buy a pizza and a bottle of wine, and cum over for a “mother” fucking good time!

In scene 1, the blonde Kandi Kox and her huge knockers get touched up by some dude. Kandi wraps her lips around dude’s small cock and balls before going for a ride. This mature slut gets doggied pretty damn good and demands it to be harder. His small cock keeps falling out of Kandi and The Whackman needed to be tagged in to give Kandi the cock she deserved.

After the amber-haired decent looking mom Rebecca Bardoux waters her garden, her son’s friend drops by to “water her pussy”. Rebecca gets on her knees to perform some sensual deep throating and then spreads her legs wide to get tongued in her shaved goods. She is then missionaried, but seems bored. Rebecca gets in reverse cowgirl to try to spark up the chemistry—to no avail. Then they get in doggy until dude money shots.

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A sexy Latina teacher named Soleil takes care of her sick student by first giving him an oral remedy and then gets tittyfucked. Soleil gets on all fours to get the doggy treatment and then bounces on her student nice and hard into the depths of her cunt. Her twat gets drilled by her student in the missionary position and she takes his drizzle all on her face.

Reading a book at the tennis court, Alana Evans shows her foreign student an english lesson on “dick”. Alana gets the dick shoved in her mouth and then opts to smother the dick in between her huge tits. She then gets in doggystyle to collect the dickin. After, Alana lies on her back and wants it hard and rough. They then get in a sideways position before Alana gets sprayed all over her face.

MILTF 4 did not have the right men casted as they were all outperformed by the mommas. All of these whores have been around the block one too many times to not have The Whackman style treatment, and it was easy to see that they all were not 100% satisfied. They weren’t the most desirable miltfs either, but all were fuckable. 3 shots were fired by The Whackman in a very-little-chemistry-and-connection dull environment.

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“All I did was Fuck My High School Teacher 3 and who can blame me? All I did was wear a short skirt and no panties underneath! And who can blame him? I can’t wait for tomorrow because now we get homework!” This was a letter The Whackman found in the DVD box—let’s do this…

An adorable 20 year old pig-tailed brunette named Ashley takes off her shirt and gets on her knees to give Mr. Cheeks a very wet oral exam. Ashley then gets missionaried for a good while before sitting on his cock. It’s somewhat of a dull ride as Mr. Cheeks puts in all the work. Ashley is then doggied, but seems worn out and not really into it by then.

A 21 year old trashy faced (with a fucked up body) Latina chick named Freedom wrapped her ghetto lips around Mr. Cheeks. The Whackman can tell how much of a rookie this slut is because she keeps eying the camera. Freedom then sits on him and lets Mr. Cheeks does all the work. Props to Mr. Cheeks for not diving in her muff—The Whackman wouldn’t of either.

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An 18 year old petite cutie named Elizabeth Del Mar poses nude for a few moments before getting her cunt licked by Mr. Cheeks. Elizabeth then gives a sub par blow job, but afterwards bounces like a champ on the cock. She then gets on all fours and invites the cock to pound her. This slut deserved her money shot across face and tits.

In the final scene, an 18 year old cute Latina named Daisy strips down and plays with herself. Daisy uses her hands and mouth in unison while giving an okay bj. She then sits on Mr. Cheeks to get uppercutted in her tight pussy and her dirty mouth was the only thing not keeping The Whackman asleep. Looks can only keep The Whackman interested for two minutes; if there is no passion, nothing matters Daisy.

The camerawork was very amateurish in I Fucked A High School Teacher 3 and all of the whores needed tit jobs. Granted, they were young and need more time in the business to learn more tricks of the trade. Elizabeth in scene 3 was the only one who nailed her scene and the rest of the chicks can go back to waitressing or whatever the fuck they were up to because porn is not for them. 2 shots were fired off in a boring cheap motel type of flick.

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It can’t get any hotter than these bitches… or can it? These horny sluts have a one way ticket to hell. All their fucking and sucking has finally paid off for them. They know they can’t get there by being good! Holy mother of Lucipher… its Hell Or Bust.

In scene 1, the blonde cakefaced mistress Alicia is summoned to give some dude the domination he needs. Alicia has dude eat her out and then squats to slob his chained cock. She is then tapped with cock in her cunt while lying sideways before getting on her knees to take it from behind. Alicia sits on dude and then lies on her back and demands him to cum all over her pussy, and he obliges.

In scene 2, a good lookin Latina named Jennifer Luv wraps her mouth around a lucky cock. Jennifer then sits on a chair and gets her pussylips French kissed before it takes some good cock penetration. She then goes for a ride on the cockmobile before turning around for the doggy treatment. Jennifer gets her right tit splashed.

In scene 3, a luscious lipped Gia devours a cock in a rapid fashion before standing against a pole to get her twat tongue massaged. Gia rides dude and keeps her eyes fixated on the camera like a newbie to the game. Her intense attitude made up for it though. She bounced on the cock rhythmically before taking a pulverizing doggystyle. Her huge mouth caught most of the man juice.

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In scene 4, an innocent looking chick named Dana masturbates while watching two decent looking blondes named Alicia and Jamie go at it. A double-sided dildo came out to play with Alicia and Jaime and their cunts swallowed it whole. A dude who was also watching gets in the mix and has his cock sucked by the two blondes while Dana still remains on the solo mission. Jamie sits on his face while Alicia rides his cock. Then Alicia lies on her back and gets plugged by dude before getting doggystyled—taking dude to the promise land.

In scene 5 a decent looking chick named Sophia gets her pussy licked before deep throating her man. Sophia is ravished with cock while lying on a table and then baby bounces on the cock with a painful look on her face. She then collects more wear and tear in her tight twat while in the doggy until her mouth receives a few shots of man protein. This sexual performance in this scene was anti-climatic.

If you like a storyline, Hell or Bust has plenty of it. The casting is so-so and the dudes actually performed better than the whores in this flick. The Whackman has nothing really bad to say about the film, but also has nothing really good to say about it. The “wow” factor wasn’t there as only 5 squirts were fired off to this film that, in relation to golf, would be at par.

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You buy her stuff. You agree with her opinions on politics and the rain forest. You even pretend she’s not a total nutcase when she talks to her cats as if they were people. But what happens when you forget one little anniversary? She takes your money and fucks The Whackman! Love’s a bitch… and so is the American Nymphette 5!

The sex slave blonde nympho Brittney Skye opens up scene 1 by sucking her man’s cock. Brittney then gets her twat munched on and after, she rides it damn good. She then gets railed at a furious pace while lying on her back and the pussy punishment continues in doggystyle and she gets a well deserved chin shot.

In scene 2, the blonde bombshell and covergirl Hannah Harper gets her nipples bitten by her man prior to getting eaten out. Hannah gets face-fucked before getting on her back to have her crapper hole stretched out. Her cunt gets some work in as she bounces on her man’s cock with passion. She ends up on all fours to get the continued treatment and is splattered all over her mouth.

The black-haired slut Jewel De Nyle gets her mouth filled with cock to open up scene 3. Jewel then gets her jewels tongue caressed before her man’s cock slits it. With one leg on the table and one leg on the floor, Jewel gets in doggy to take the pulverizing. She sits her man on a dining chair and plunges her twat with his cock until her man squirts everything on her nice tits.

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In caveman attire, the sexy foreign brunette Nikita Denise sucks her man down and gets in the 69 to get some return licking. Nikita is put on her back to get thrusted missionary style. Then her ass gets some lovin while in a sideways position and her man nuts about as quick as The Whackman would have due to that erotic looking face the bitch displays.

A ménage a trois ensues between the gorgeous Hannah Harper and her above average looking blonde friend Kate Frost and, of course, a lucky cock attached to some dude. Hannah gets her pussy French kissed by dude while Kate sits on her face. Then dude gets simultaneous mouth pleasure on both sides of his cock by both sluts. Hannah goes for a ride first while Kate sits on dude’s face. Then Hannah gets it from behind while she dildo’s Kate (also in doggy right underneath her). Dude rotates back and forth between the two pussies while they lie in missionary waiting like good little whores. Hannah sucks him dry like the champ she is.

American Nymphette 5 gets a salute from The Whackman. Legend came correct with this cast and did a good job balancing storyline and sex. Ms. Harper deserves all the fucking praise The Whackman gives her as she is one talented slut—not to take anything away from the other whores. 9 loads were drained outta The Whackman in a movie that will be on The Whackman’s shelf.

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Big gorgeous black butts shake and bake under the hands of black studs who hopefully know how to work these booties. The Whackman is in for a hardcore treat of Black Bubble Butts 2.

Scene 1 opens up with a good lookin thick chocolate slut named Kimber Blake who gets licked quickstyle by her eager man. He whips out his thick cock and has Kimber wrap her lips around it. Kimber then bounces his cock with a painful expression on her face. She gets on her back and spreads her legs wide open to invite the cock right in. Her fake tits bounce nicely as his cock gets coated with her pussy juice. Kimber then gets on all fours to take the continued pounding until it’s time for her face to get creamed.

Scene 2 opens up with a booty clap from the cute faced, cellulite havin, Brazillia. She gives a good long blow job before sitting on her man’s cock. Brazillia takes the cock into the depths of her cunt while lying on her back. She then challenges herself by taking it up the crapper, but it didn’t look very comfortable for dude. Brazillia put her ass in the air and worked that cock herself since dude wasn’t up to par on the performance level. Her ass clap turned The Whackman on and this bitch took the money shot in her mouth like a champ.

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Scene 3 opens up with an okay lookin slut named Kit Kat. After a long ass intro, she gets her onion booty diven into by dude’s face. Kit Kat then bosses him up nice and slow. She has some small, weird lookin titties, but at least has a nice ass. Kit Kat then rides dude but doesn’t look too into it. She then lies on her back and begins to warm up to the thrustin. Still, she was somewhat of a dead-fuck and this scene was the worse of the three.

A thick and juicy chick named Caramel gets her twat licked and ass smacked to open up the final scene. She then gets on her knees and slobs her man down in a catlike fashion—utilizing her tongue. Caramel gets in doggy style to get her pussy worked; The Whackman couldn’t help but notice her goddam gut and how out of shape this bitch is. She definitely shows her love for cock and if the whore puts down the hamburgers and does a few crunches, she can really be something special. Caramel has potential, but needs some work.

Black Bubble Butts 2 has a decent cast, but is poorly edited. The no storyline effect was cool, but The Whackman heard the cameraman give direction in every scene, including an “are you okay” question that was asked to a dude. That shit was so fucking amateurish. Get your game up Heatwave Entertainment if you want to be a force in the porn game because it’s small shit like this that makes a huge difference in a flick—it’s 2007 playa…

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Filmco and its Mature niche have brought The WhackMan a movie entitled Older N Anal 12. From the cover, it looks like a sad pudgy mom flick that will not keep The Whackman hard at-fucking-all. Dare The Whackman bring out the lube?

Scene 1 features Kelly Fire, a psycho wigged out bitch that’s so fucking loud and weird that the porn dude that’s taking it to her is forced to stuff a sock in her whore mouth at one point. This cunt easily takes 4 fingers up her ass, and when she sits on dude’s cock with her brown eye while playing with her pussy. You get a great look at the kind of crazy bitch you should try and steer clear of. Unless you’re unlucky today as The Whackman is.

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A sad old blonde bitch is up in scene 2. She’s got a mushy body and gives the most unenthusiastic blowjob The WhackMan has ever seen—she looks like she lost a fucking bet. Her young stud has to slow fuck her the entire time, and when he sticks it up her crapper, the old cunt barely makes a sound. She just lays there like she’s in a coma. Is there no director directing this shit?

And a dark haired mom with big fat mom tits and a stupid smile get drilled last. The sex is boring, dull, and dark haired mom bitch doesn’t seem all that thrilled to be gettin fucked. Has The Whackman’s eyes deceived The Whackman? Has hell frozen over?

Thank the high and almighty that this flick was only three scenes long. Filmco, you’ve burned The WhackMan before, and now you’ve done it again with this Older N Anal 12 bullshit…you’re one, two, three strikes you’re out at the OLD ballgame. File for bankruptcy assholes.

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